Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
i just made my gag reflex go away.
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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