I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
Randomize