I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
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But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
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Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
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