Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
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So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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