So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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