his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
The beer is more important than you right now.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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