my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
My pussy is not your playground.
23 Crazy Psychological Tricks You Have To Try on Someone RIGHT NOW
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
These 25 People Forgave their Significant Others for Saying Stupid Things
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck