My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
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