Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
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It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
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I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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