do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
Randomize
