So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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