he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
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He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
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I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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