As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
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