its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
i've created a new STD.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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