Porn is love you can see.
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
he kept farting in my kitchen and blaming it on the dog. then we went to wendy's and he spent twenty minutes in the bathroom. im pretty sure he shit his pants.
you should have known when you found out he drove a mini cooper not to hang out with him.
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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