ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
NoShamevember. You game?
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
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