Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
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just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
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my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
I'm sad that I feel like I need to temporarily change your name in my phone from Smashley until you have the baby and can be unsober with us again.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
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