I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
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Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
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My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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