no you cant smoke seaweed
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
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He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
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I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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