So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
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