Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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