The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
Randomize
