youre lurking in front of me
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
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He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
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he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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