Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
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The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
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I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
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