a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
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