My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
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Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
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We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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