remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
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Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
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Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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