Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
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