he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
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