how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
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Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
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I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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