I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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