My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
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she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
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Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
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Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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