Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
handjob tips. give me some.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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