What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
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going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
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I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
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I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
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