Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
accomplished twins. life is a go
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
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you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
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You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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