im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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