the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
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