I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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