Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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