It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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