is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
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