i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
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Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
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I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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