I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
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