The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
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