No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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