She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
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