Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
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