elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
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This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
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So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
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