Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
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I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
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Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
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