do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
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