Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
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Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
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As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
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