We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
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Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
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"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
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