i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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