Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
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so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
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can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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