absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
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Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
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I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
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