Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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