ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
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did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
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Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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